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(Dec 5) 15 - The Announcer Who Couldn't Sing (Dec 6) 16 - Star Wars Episode 7: A Cautiously Optimistic Hope (Dec 10) 17 - The Narcoleptic Insomniac (Dec 11) 18 - Conan's Got a Cold (Dec 12) 19 - The Unfortunate Rap Career of Dr. Dreidel (Dec 13) 20 - Melf Hunters 3: North Polin' (Dec 17) 21 - The Grinch Who Returned Christmas for Full Store Credit (Dec 18) 22 - The Present with No Air Holes That Stopped Meowing (Dec 19) 23 - Whatever You Do, Do Not Do a Google Image Search for "Geese-a-Laying" (Dec 20) 24 - 6 Resolutions Broken, 3 to Go (Jan 7) 25 - The Guy Who Drove a Hummer and Wasn't a Total A-Hole (Jan 8) 26 - Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice, I Kick You in the Scrote (Jan 9) 27 - Betty White's Bud in Bieber's Bong (Jan 10) 28 - All Quiet on the Western Front, Until Someone's Car Alarm Went Off (Jan 14) 29 - Smells Like Murder, But It's Probably Fish (Jan 15) 30 - The Chamomile Conundrum (Jan 16) 31 - Texas Chainsaw Seminar: How to Sell Chainsaws from Home! (Jan 17) 32 - Siri, Where Is My Kidney? (Jan 21) 33 - The Long Awaited Revenge of Zippy Smiles (Jan 22) 34 - Step Up 3D 2: The Stepening (Jan 23) 35 - The Least Fantastic Pants of Professor Downplays-His-Pants (Jan 24) 36 - Sweet Home Al-Jazeera (Jan 28) 37 - The Day the Mime Stood Still (Jan 29) 38 - Watch Tonight's Show and Live Forever* (*This Claim Is 100% False) (Jan 30) 39 - Occupy CONAN: When Outsourcing Goes Too Far (Jan 31) 40 - The Day Lincoln Joined LinkedIn (Feb 4) 41 - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory That Was a Front for a Sweatshop That Makes Gym Bags (Feb 5) 42 - Yahtzee at the OK Corral (Feb 6) 43 - The Strange Case of Case Strangerson (Feb 7) 44 - The Postman Always Butt-Dials Twice (Feb 11) 45 - The Walls Have Ears, and Other Side Effects of This Medication (Feb 12) 46 - The Hunchback of Notre Dame Law School (Feb 13) 47 - Love Means Never Having to Say, "Do You Think Your Friend Would Be Into a Three-Way?" (Feb 14) 48 - The Surprising Bar Mitzvah of Seamus O'Flannery (Feb 19) 49 - "Waka Flocka Flame," Said the Drunk Rooster (Feb 20) 50 - The Roomba with a View (Feb 21) 51 - The All-Girl Sausage Party (Feb 25) 52 - You Have the Right to Remain Naked (Feb 26) 53 - The Legend of Legend Cove (Feb 27) 54 - The Exquisitely Subtle Beauty of a Perfectly Formed Badonkadonk (Feb 28) 55 - Kathy, Will You Marry Me? Give Me Your Answer in Tomorrow's Episode Title (Mar 4) 56 - Yes I'll Marry You, But My Name Is Karen, Not Kathy (Mar 5) 57 - The Ex-Cons Who Discussed the Pros and Cons of Prose (Mar 6) 58 - A Time to Kill Time (Mar 7) 59 - The Octopus Who Was a Master Pickpocket in Highly Specific Circumstances (Mar 11) 60 - The Sophomore Who Took a Year Off to Find Himself Unemployable (Mar 12) 61 - Angels in Poorly-Made Devil Costumes (Mar 13) 62 - The Man in the Gray Flannel Snuggie (Mar 14) 63 - I Just Called to Say I Love Wheat Thins (Mar 25) 64 - The Title with the Unnecessary Question Mark? (Mar 26) 65 - The Auto-Corrector's Last Will & Testicle (Mar 27) 66 - The Ginger Went Down to Georgia (Apr 1) 67 - It's Not the Heatlanta, It's the Humidylanta (Apr 2) 68 - Gone with the Wind, But Don't Worry, We're Insured (Apr 3) 69 - The Show Where We Partied Too Much in Atlanta to Think of a Good Episode Title (Apr 4) 70 - The Inspiring Journey of the Armless, Legless...Oh Wait That's a Snake (Apr 8) 71 - The Surprisingly Non-Ostentatious Summer Home of King Tut (Apr 9) 72 - Beer Squad: Battle in Sudsville (Apr 10) 73 - Zero Dark Thirty: The Squeakquel (Apr 11) 74 - The Episode Title WITH Misplaced Emphasis (Apr 15) 75 - Keep Your Friends Close, Your Frenemies Closer (Apr 16) 76 - Django Snowchained (Apr 17) 77 - Auto-Corrective Asphyxiation (Apr 18) 78 - Return of the Dawn of the Sequel III (Apr 29) 79 - Are You There God? It's Me, a Courtesy Call from Time Warner Cable to Tell You About How Much You Can Save by Bundling Services (Apr 30) 80 - Green Eggs and Ham and Trichinosis (May 1) 81 - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle and the Ruination of His Middle Name (May 2) 82 - The Episode Title with the Inset Box of Me (May 6) 83 - The Court Martial of Cap'n Crunch (May 7) 84 - Press "Pound" for Murder (May 8) 85 - The Very Understated Adventures of Captain Beige (May 9) 86 - There Is No "I" in Tim. That's How Unselfish He Is! (May 14) 87 - IMDBCooper (May 15) 88 - "Why Are You All Laughing?" Asked the Glass Blower (May 16) 89 - The Princess and the P. Diddy (May 20) 90 - Kentucky Freud Chicken and the Terrible Psychiatry Joke (May 21) 91 - The Completely Flat Man... in 3-D!!! (May 22) 92 - The Illegitimate Rise of Steve Bastard (May 23) 93 - Butt-Dial M for Murder (Jun 3) 94 - The Exotic Marigold Hotel 2: Dench Does Dallas (Jun 4) 95 - The Man Whose Darkest Secret Is That He Kind of Likes The Wallflowers (Jun 5) 96 - Alien Meets The Fokkers (Jun 6) 97 - The Limber Chef Who Tossed His Own Salad (Jun 10) 98 - Do Not Ask for Whom the Bell Tolls, Because It's Out for Its Annual Servicing (Jun 11) 99 - Escape from Podcast Mountain (Jun 12) 100 - The Fast & the Dealing-with-Their-Fury-Through-Journaling 6 (Jun 13) 101 - The Announcer Who Repeated Himself. The Announcer Who Repeated Himself. (Jun 24) 102 - The Mysterious Case of the Two Talk Guests and One Musical Guest (Jun 25) 103 - Never Name Your Daughter Dilda (Jun 26) 104 - The Road to Hell Is Paved with Good Intentions Brand Asphalt, Good Intentions Brand, Ask for It By Name! (Jun 27) 105 - The Slowly Bobbing Adventures of Buoy Boy (Jul 8) 106 - When Your Friend's Kid Just Starts Listing Dinosaurs, It's Okay to Give Him Beer. (Jul 9) 107 - My Friend Went to the Ed Hardy Outlet and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt (Jul 10) 108 - The Episode Where We Worked So Hard on the Show We Didn't Have Time to Come Up with a Great Episode Title, So Let's Just Call This One "Steve" (Jul 11) 109 - The Day the Earth Stood Still Just Long Enough to Take One Good Selfie (Jul 15) 110 - There, There, Don't Cry. Andy Just Went to Live on a Farm (Jul 16) 111 - Zero on the Richter Scale (Jul 17) 112 - Cheapskate Charley and the Taped-Up iPhone 3S (Jul 18) 113 - 99% Effort, 1% Milk. (Jul 22) 114 - Dog Nerd-A-Palooza: Labradorks vs. Poodle-Dexters (Jul 23) 115 - "What Is Jeopardy?" Said the Senile Alex Trebek (Jul 24) 116 - Slow and Steady Wins the Participation Trophy (Jul 25) 117 - Littering in London: Jack the Ripper's Lesser Crimes (Jul 29) 118 - One If by Land, Two If by Jetski (Jul 30) 119 - Dragon Hunt 2: Scorchy's Revenge (Jul 31) 120 - My Big Fat Greek Landlord (Aug 1) 121 - Journey to Joke Mountain 3: The Laughening (Aug 5) 122 - Free Pizza for Everyone!* (*The statements made in CONAN show titles do not necessarily reflect the views and policies of this company.) (Aug 6) 123 - Egg Police: Omelet You Go with a Warning (Aug 7) 124 - The iTunes Update That Made All the Difference (Aug 8) 125 - Now You See Me, Now You Put On Your Glasses and See Me Better. 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Please Leave a Message After the Theme. (Oct 17) 152 - Of Mice and Men and Their Mutant Offspring, Mice-Men (Oct 21) 153 - The Asian Guy Who Actually Appreciated That "Good at Math" Stereotype (Oct 22) 154 - The Westboro Baptist Church's Surprisingly Moving Stage Version of "Brokeback Mountain" (Oct 23) 155 - Microwaving Fish at Work Is a War Crime (Oct 24) 156 - Please Wait While Your Show Title Is Being Processed (Oct 28) 157 - Two Decades, Two Laughs (Oct 29) 158 - A Night of 1000 Laughs and 11 Deafening Silences (Oct 30) 159 - That Spooky Night They Ignored Halloween and Showed Clips from the Last 20 Years (Oct 31)
Season 3 · Episode 118 One If by Land, Two If by Jetski Jul 30, 2013
Neil Patrick Harris, Shailene Woodley and comedian Dan St. Germaine
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When did Conan Season 3 Episode 118 air? Conan Season 3 Episode 118 aired on July 30, 2013.
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