Conan / Season 2 Specials Season 1 Season 2 Season 3 Season 4 Season 5 Season 6 Season 7 Season 8 Season 9 Season 10 Season 11 1 - The Announcer Who Died at the End of the Announcement (Nov 7) 2 - Happy One Year Anniversary to Us, and to Lisa and Greg Drucker of Wayne, New Jersey (Nov 8) 3 - Mime Riot (Nov 9) 4 - The Illiterate Merderer (Nov 10) 5 - The Postman Always Rings Ten Times. What's His Problem? (Nov 14) 6 - Dead Men Tell No Amusing Anecdotes (Nov 15) 7 - Siri Shows Her Boobs (Nov 16) 8 - A Man for All Flu Seasons (Nov 17) 9 - Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend Me Your DVDs of "Breaking Bad" Season 3 (Nov 28) 10 - What Happens in Vegas is Typically Pretty Sad (Nov 29) 11 - Bye-Bye, Albino's Alibi (Nov 30) 12 - Indiana Jones and the Temple of Wait, This Isn't a Temple It's a Walmart! (Dec 1) 13 - The Bourne Ultimate Frisbee Tournament (Dec 5) 14 - What the Butler Smelled (Dec 6) 15 - Tell My Wife I Love Her, and Tell My Secret Wife I Love Her Even More (Dec 7) 16 - Armageddon Comes to Quiznos (Dec 8) 17 - Return to A-Hole Acres (Dec 12) 18 - It's a Wonderful Life Because of the Internet (Dec 13) 19 - Miracle Whip on 34th Street (Dec 14) 20 - The Island of Misfit Roys: Scheider Edition! (Dec 15) 21 - Santa Claus Is Coming to Town, but Only to Visit His Mistress Danielle (Dec 19) 22 - Happy Chanukah - I Mean, Hanukah - I Mean, Hanukkah (Dec 20) 23 - The Stockings Were Hung - To Send a Message to the Other Stockings (Dec 21) 24 - Christmas Eve Not Christmas Steve (Dec 22) 25 - May Old Acquaintances Be De-Friended (Jan 3) 26 - Out with the Old, in with the Hastily-Repainted Old (Jan 4) 27 - Manuary 5th - The Day of the Dude (Jan 5) 28 - Oh My God, Baby New Year Got Into the Medicine Cabinet! (Jan 9) 29 - Every Kiss Begins with Kay, But Everything Else Begins with K-Y (Jan 10) 30 - The Integrity Episode, Brought to you by Pall Mall Cigarettes (Jan 11) 31 - The Mime Whisperer (Jan 12) 32 - The Mayan "Dilbert Cartoon-A-Day" Calendar (Jan 16) 33 - The Guy Who Actually Went to the Gym he Joined on New Year's Day (Jan 17) 34 - Operation Orgy: Journey to Coitus Cove (Jan 18) 35 - This Episode Would Like you to Join its LinkedIn Network (Jan 19) 36 - The Formerly Lesbian Mad Scientist Who Really, Really Experimented in College (Jan 23) 37 - The Bourne Again Ultimatum (Jan 24) 38 - Mr. Gorbachev, Put Up Some Drapes! (Jan 25) 39 - We Need the Funk, If It's Not Too Much Trouble Would Like to Have That Funk. (Jan 26) 40 - A Watched Pot Never Boils, and Other Total Lies (Jan 30) 41 - The Man Who Got his Money's Worth at Starbucks (Jan 31) 42 - The Dr. Wizard of Dr. Oz (Feb 1) 43 - Double-Vision Theater Presents: The Lady With Incredible Ta-ta-ta-tas (Feb 2) 44 - The Lonely Scent of a Lean Cuisine (Feb 6) 45 - "High-Four Me!" Said the Woodshop Teacher (Feb 7) 46 - The Creature From the Recently Gentrified Lagoon (Feb 8) 47 - Cheap Applause From the Best Audience In the World (Feb 9) 48 - Mr. Peanut's Peanut Allergy (Feb 13) 49 - The Last-Minute Gift at CVS That Got Greg Laid (Feb 14) 50 - Luck be a Man Dressed as a Lady Tonight (Feb 15) 51 - Die Hard 5: Let's Not Die Quite So Hard, I've Got Chronic Back Pain (Feb 16) 52 - The 24th Annual NERF® Product Expo (Feb 21) 53 - Justice has a Middle Name and it's Eric (Feb 22) 54 - Annie, Get Your Glock (Feb 23) 55 - Death Wish 6: Natural Causes (Feb 27) 56 - The Douche Who Lost His Bag (Feb 28) 57 - Godzilla Vs. His Own Body Issues (Feb 29) 58 - If It Looks Like a Duck and Quacks Like a Duck, It's a Little Person Dressed as a Duck (Mar 1) 59 - Low-Brow OCD Theater Presents: Pull My Finger 40 Times (Mar 5) 60 - Virginia Is for Lovers, But So Is My Van (Mar 6) 61 - Bridesmaids Revisited (Mar 7) 62 - The Rendezvous With Destiny That Was Pushed Back to April (Mar 8) 63 - She Maces Me, She Maces Me Not (Mar 19) 64 - Honey, I Shrunk the Show (Mar 20) 65 - The Dark Knight Dies From Rubber Suit Induced Heat Exhaustion (Mar 21) 66 - El Episodio Con El Título Español (Mar 26) 67 - Godzilla Versus Robocalling Mothra (Mar 27) 68 - That Which Does Not Kill Me Makes Me Think I'm Doing This Suicide Thing Wrong (Mar 28) 69 - The Lonely Life of Albert Peniseyebrows (Mar 29) 70 - Early to Bed and Early to Rise Makes a Man Want a Better Shift at Denny's (Apr 2) 71 - Ding Dong! The Witch Is Selling Amway. (Apr 3) 72 - Lucy in the Sky With Amazingly Realistic Diamelles™ (Apr 4) 73 - The Member of Styx Who Got Laid More When he Stopped Saying he Was a Member of Styx (Apr 5) 74 - Fruit by the Foot, Regret by the Mile. (Apr 9) 75 - Flash Mob on the Bounty (Apr 10) 76 - Where in Carmen Sandiego Is Waldo? (Apr 11) 77 - How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Google the Ways. (Apr 12) 78 - The Bourne Thingamajigee (Apr 16) 79 - The Doomsday Device (Batteries Not Included) (Apr 17) 80 - Nine Hairy Guys in a Hot Tub Built for Five (Apr 18) 81 - Extremely Slow Murder on the Orient Local (Apr 19) 82 - I Believe the Children are our Future D-Bags (Apr 23) 83 - How Much for That Doggie on the Roof of your Car? (Apr 24) 84 - I Like Big Butts and I Can Still Lie (Apr 25) 85 - What are you Doing With My Freak On? (Apr 26) 86 - The Day the Earth Stood too Close to the Barbecue (May 7) 87 - Are All Guys Named Jared Kinda Dicky? (May 8) 88 - Table for Two, Said the Fatman (May 9) 89 - Anthony Michael Hall Kidnapped My Family. This Is Not a Show Title. I'm Begging You! Call the Police! (May 10) 90 - You're Gonna Get Your Ass Tapped in Prison, Charlie Brown (May 15) 91 - The Thingy of Finite Imagination (May 16) 92 - Episode 257: Literally (May 17) 93 - The Channing Tatum Ultimatum (May 22) 94 - This One has a Wardrobe Malfunction (May 23) 95 - The Little Engine That Could, But Held Out For More Money (May 24) 96 - The Girl Who Said, "It's Not You, It's Me" and Actually Meant It (Jun 4) 97 - The Boy with ADD Who... Is That a Butterfly? (Jun 5) 98 - My Eyes Are Up Here, ArchBishop Desmond Tutu! (Jun 6) 99 - E-vite to a Murder (Jun 7) 100 - And the Wind Cries, "Sausage" (Jun 11) 101 - The Devil in the White Suburb (Jun 12) 102 - The Gnocchi From Skokie That Sang Karaoke (Jun 13) 103 - The Day Lake Michigan Got Renamed What It Should've Been Called In The First Place - Lake Illinois! (Jun 14) 104 - Four Weddings, a Funeral, and a Bris (Jun 18) 105 - Descartes Presents: Dude, Why's My Car? (Jun 19) 106 - The Lion, the Witch, and Some Crap from the Container Store (Jun 20) 107 - A Buncha Crap We Came Up With This Afternoon (Jun 21) 108 - Godzilla vs. The Board of Education (Jun 25) 109 - The House of Usher, and the Cramped Studio Apartment of Sisqó (Jun 26) 110 - John Carter 2: Just Kidding, That Will Never Happen (Jun 27) 111 - Puss in Ugg Boots (Jun 28) 112 - Dracula Meets the Mummy, and the Two Hit It Off Swimmingly (Jul 16) 113 - Das Re-Boot: Revenge of the '80s Movie Reference (Jul 17) 114 - Martin Short Meets Justin Long (Jul 18) 115 - Slaughterdeath 4: Hurtfest in Scartown (Jul 19) 116 - The Quick Case of the Easily Solved Mystery (Jul 23) 117 - Mission Impossible 5: Flatulence Protocol (Jul 24) 118 - Are You There, God? It's Me, a Narcissistic Jerk Who Thinks He Can Talk to God (Jul 25) 119 - Something, Something Japanese (Jul 26) 120 - Jolt Cola Explosion at the Old Reference Factory (Jul 30) 121 - Fear and Loathing and Boredom in Albany (Jul 31) 122 - The Shark Who Took Small Bites and Chewed Carefully (Aug 1) 123 - Audit at Fiscal Point (Aug 2) 124 - Understatement in Hyperbole Town (Aug 6) 125 - The Little Engine That Could, But Chose Not to for Ethical Reasons (Aug 7) 126 - The Green Lantern 2: Just Kidding, That Won't Happen (Aug 8) 127 - Penny for Your Thoughts and a Dollar for Your Social Security Number (Aug 9) 128 - The Land That Time Totally Blanked On (Aug 27) 129 - Are You There God? It's Me, Murder (Aug 28) 130 - Retweet This Title and Get Big Savings on Your Next Purchase of Conan Cereal! (Aug 29) 131 - The Pimp with the Limp Who Loved to Eat Shrimp (Aug 30) 132 - The Improbable Rise of John Yeastlessbread (Sep 4) 133 - The Mayan Hunky Firefighter Calendar (Sep 5) 134 - Then the Clock Struck 12, 11 Central Time, 10 Mountain Time (Sep 6) 135 - The Murder of Steve Victim (Sep 10) 136 - The Surpirisingly Well-Adjusted Later Life of Honey Boo Boo (Sep 11) 137 - Green Eggs and Jon Hamm (Sep 12) 138 - One Hundred Years of Solitude (Thanks a Lot, Garlic) (Sep 13) 139 - The Incredible Stuff of Non-Specific Guy (Sep 17) 140 - Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Around the Corner Fudge Is Outsourced to India (Sep 18) 141 - The Boy Who Cried Wolf Blitzer (Sep 19) 142 - Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Wildlife Federation (Sep 20) 143 - Catcher in the Rye 2: The Catchening (Sep 24) 144 - The OCD Postman Always Rings Twice, Forty Times in a Row (Sep 25) 145 - Journey to the Return of Revenge Against the Fight (Sep 26) 146 - Beach Blanket Bunker: The Untold Story of Hitler and His Prize Surfboard (Sep 27) 147 - Butt Slayer 4: Rise of the Non-Butts (Oct 1) 148 - The Berenstain Bears Quietly Convert to Judaism (Oct 2) 149 - The Overpriced Organic Grapes of Wrath (Oct 3) 150 - License and Wegistwation, Said the Baby Cop (Oct 4) 151 - Never Bring a Knife to a Hot Dog Eating Contest (Oct 15) 152 - Love Potion Number MGD 64 (Oct 16) 153 - Return and Return and Return to OCD Mountain (Oct 17) 154 - Fool Me Thrice, Shame on Amnesia (Oct 18) 155 - There's Something Suspicious About Professor Murder (Oct 22) 156 - Seth Swisher's Sushi Switcharoo (Oct 23) 157 - When a Pterodactyl Is in the Next Stall, the P Is Silent (Oct 24) 158 - A Man, a Tan, a Terrible Plan (Oct 25) 159 - Part Four 6: Part Twelve (Oct 29) 160 - Where There's Smoke, There's Gladys the Smoker (Oct 30) 161 - Dracula Meets Frankenstein, But Only for Coffee (Oct 31) 162 - The AARP Guide to Sexting (Nov 1)
Season 2 · Episode 70 Early to Bed and Early to Rise Makes a Man Want a Better Shift at Denny's Apr 2, 2012
Neil Patrick Harris, Kate Micucci and musical guest Yuna
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When did Conan Season 2 Episode 70 air? Conan Season 2 Episode 70 aired on April 2, 2012.
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