The First Guy

Jan 7, 2022 · 5m

Let's pretend I'm not me.

Jan 23, 2022 · 6m

Thanks for the shiny object.

Feb 6, 2022 · 5m

I'm very good at punching.

Feb 27, 2022 · 1m

Now put it back together!

Mar 21, 2022 · 3m

Bring your own beer.

Mar 29, 2022 · 1m

I will crack you.

May 1, 2022 · 4m

Want some poison?

May 6, 2022 · 3m

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

May 6, 2022 · 3m

Sketch written by: Julie Nolke & Ryan George

May 15, 2022 · 5m

There's sand inside me.

May 28, 2022 · 4m

I will punch you.

Jun 26, 2022 · 5m

I got us a new furry roommate.

Jul 13, 2022 · 3m

Look pretty hot.

Jul 27, 2022 · 5m

Let's work in tiny cubes.

Aug 10, 2022 · 5m

Maybe we won't drown.

Sep 4, 2022 · 5m

I will outsmart a fish.

Sep 28, 2022 · 3m

The customer is always right.

Oct 29, 2022 · 2m

I'm extremely strong and I love grass.

Nov 28, 2022 · 4m

Alright so after years of you guys asking for this video I finally caved!

Dec 14, 2022 · 5m

Now you listen to me, I want the option to just take whatever I want.