The First Guy

Jan 7, 2021 · 3m

Let's sleep where the bears live.

Jan 15, 2021 · 4m

I arrested a penguin.

Feb 6, 2021 · 4m

I'm gonna lecture your kids.

Feb 19, 2021 · 2m

The lenses go where? PSA: The chart in back says "HI THERE HELLO" and not "HIT HER" 🤦 I went too hard on the blur effect and shouldn't have followed the traditional eye chart layout. That's my bad for trying to rush an easter egg in and not double-checking how it could be misread (especially on mobile.) I also misspelled HELLLO with three L's --- so yeah. This went great.

Mar 12, 2021 · 4m

It bends that way now it decided.

Mar 19, 2021 · 5m

Sleep in my bed.

Apr 8, 2021 · 4m

Big thanks to everyone who has watched my videos and pressed the button so far! ❤

Apr 15, 2021 · 3m

In Minnesota they're going to call this game Duck Duck Gray Duck, I decided.

May 1, 2021 · 4m

Maybe I won't die.

May 7, 2021 · 5m

Why can't I leave?

May 25, 2021 · 6m

Bring me the food. Now.

Jun 4, 2021 · 4m

Something awful could happen.

Jun 30, 2021 · 4m

Whoa whoa whoa whoa hey everything's vibrating now.

Jul 28, 2021 · 5m

I could dress up like an animal.

Aug 6, 2021 · 5m

You see that guy over there standing there all stupid and ugly and dumb and stupid.

Aug 27, 2021 · 5m

I'm taking this.

Sep 17, 2021 · 5m

Now what?

Oct 25, 2021 · 5m

Don't. Ever. Sleep.

Nov 10, 2021 · 5m

Okay wait. Who did this?

Dec 6, 2021 · 5m

I'm not getting out.

Dec 12, 2021 · 5m

Looks like a real person.