The Panalysts

Apr 26, 2018 · 20m

This week on the Panalysts, our experts solve two very pressing questions. Is a hovercraft you can't drive better than a crap car you can drive? Also what is the best Christmas gift, in aggregate?

May 3, 2018 · 20m

This week the Panalysts tell you why Allen isn't a good name for a dog.

May 10, 2018 · 20m

This week we decide what creations biggest mistake is, and the best manner to be cursed.

May 18, 2018 · 20m

The Panalysts come up with a way to improve children’s birthday parties.

May 26, 2018 · 20m

This week our Panalysts solve sea-predator employment issues and decide what the best form of eternal torment is.

May 31, 2018 · 20m

This week the Panalysts decide which the better sweepstakes prize is, and also weigh in on trends in modern architecture.

Jun 7, 2018 · 20m

This week our Panalysts get hot under the collar while discussing the mortality of Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth the Second.

Jun 14, 2018 · 20m

This week our Panalysts must choose between the wishes granted by a crap genie, and a vacation of someone else's wildest dreams.

Jun 28, 2018 · 20m

This week our Panalysts decide what they're willing to endure to protect the noble Scottish vole, and how much they like feta cheese.

Jul 5, 2018 · 20m

This week our panalysts get horny on main, fix the human body and choose the best animal nemesis.

Jul 12, 2018 · 20m

Look, Nobel Prizes just aren't that easy to get.

Jul 19, 2018 · 20m

This week our panalysts debate personal secretions, and the best way to help a friend in need.

Jul 26, 2018 · 20m

This week our panalysts debate which is the best superpower, and what they are willing to do for a friend.

Aug 4, 2018 · 20m

Everyone wants to grow up and be a chief clam polisher.

Aug 9, 2018 · 20m

This week our panalysts kit out their sick rides and decide what fashions to unearth for the discerning customers of 2018.

Aug 16, 2018 · 20m

Time to train a ghost and count some puffins.

Aug 23, 2018 · 20m

This week our Panalysts decide what is the most noble thing to spend lots of other people's money researching, and what garbage they want thrown down a well at them.

Aug 30, 2018 · 20m

This week our Panalysts want to eat their mothers, get covered in caustic poo, and invent capitalism several centuries too soon.

Sep 6, 2018 · 20m

This week our Panalysts please their mothers, get excellent nicknames, and seek to snuff out all life in the universe by exploiting a technicality.

Sep 13, 2018 · 20m

This week our Panalysts decide how best to embody hopelessness in public art, plan for some radical wealth redistribution, and estimate how long it would take to have sex with their duplicates.

Sep 24, 2018 · 20m

This week our Panalysts discuss what it was like to grow up in Canada, the best activities for children's birthday parties, and how to shame a YouTuber.

Sep 27, 2018 · 20m

This week our Panalysts turn a curse into a gift, and a gift into a curse. Also Kathleen has trouble doing basic math.

Oct 4, 2018 · 20m

This week our Panalysts just have a chill discussion about how Serge is definitely going to die.

Oct 11, 2018 · 20m

This week our Panalysts debate the merits of AU fanfic, and decide to preach some radical self acceptance in a desperate bid to get on Ellen.

Oct 18, 2018 · 20m

This week our Panalysts have figured out a way to improve milk.

Oct 25, 2018 · 20m

This week our Analysts manage to outwit both some classic villains and the Hallmark Channel.

Nov 8, 2018 · 20m

This week our Panalysts have to coordinate an Alien shore leave and give a TED talk. They are unprepared for both tasks.

Nov 15, 2018 · 20m

This week our Panalysts land a plane, reference Beowulf and fondly remember Mr.Skin.com.

Nov 30, 2018 · 20m

This week our panalysts debate the best way to spend the night in Brooklyn, and how to ruin two things that are average at best.

Dec 6, 2018 · 20m

This week our Panalysts debate long-term career plans and what do when the world discovers your naked body is magnificent.

Dec 14, 2018 · 20m

Happy holidays from the Panalysts! Your stocking has either a cursed diamond, a bunch of plutonium, or a frisky devil ruining your favourite childhood movie.

Jan 10, 2019 · 20m

The Panalysts return to debate which is less desirable, spending time with Lindsay Lohan or being murdered by hobbits.

Jan 17, 2019 · 20m

This week our Panalysts decide whether it's best to crush late stage capitalism from the inside or the outside, and what the best crappy vacation is.

Jan 24, 2019 · 20m

This week our Panalysts debate the most efficient method of killing the last living transformer, and how to get the most mileage out of a curse.

Feb 1, 2019 · 20m

This week, under Ian's purview, our Panalysts choose a nemesis and decide if they want to be big brain or very little brain.

Feb 8, 2019 · 20m

This week, our intrepid panalysts aim to ruin Madagascar while improving your odds at winning big in Ikea!

Feb 14, 2019 · 20m

This week our Panalysts debate the best animal (out of available options) to be reincarnated as, and what is appropriate ask for a rider.

Feb 21, 2019 · 20m

This week our Panalysts attempt to improve Oreos, with predictable results.

Feb 28, 2019 · 20m

This week our Panalysts debate which fate is worse -- being part of the DC cinematic universe, or having a really itchy groin.