Bizarre ER

Apr 21, 2009 · 30m

A man whose nostrils are packed to bursting point with bandages and has to have the stuffing extracted, a housewife who has stitched up her husband's arm with a needle and thread and no anaesthetic, and a dog walker who has a finger pulled off after getting it caught in a lead. Plus, how surgeons saved a man impaled on a fence post.

Apr 28, 2009 · 30m

A teenager who has literally shot himself in the foot; a walker bitten by an adder, Britain's only venomous snake; a woman left with her heel hanging off after trying to manoeuvre a boat with her foot; and a jogger struck by huge bolt of lightning conducted through the crucifix around his neck.

May 5, 2009 · 30m

A man with bizarre ballooning lips; a frustrated farmer with an obliterated knee, courtesy of a runaway sheep; and a mechanic who has carved up his finger in a car fan belt. Plus, the stomach-churning story of a DIY enthusiast who nearly died after excavating his intestines with an angle grinder.

May 12, 2009 · 30m

A man bitten by his landlord; a toddler attacked by a deckchair; a butcher who's made mincemeat of his own thumb. Plus the astonishing story of a woman whose eye was devoured by a flesh eating bug.

May 19, 2009 · 30m

A teenager who has superglued her fingers together applying false nails, a granny who mangled her ankle after moshing in church, and a DIY enthusiast whose attempt at woodwork turned into the East Anglian Chainsaw Massacre. Plus a schoolboy skewered on a flagpole.

Jun 30, 2009 · 30m

Includes a supermarket worker who has sliced off his fingertip and brought it to casualty in a carrier bag; a toddler who has hidden cash in his gullet for three months; and a carpet fitter knocked out after accidentally inhaling too much aerosol adhesive. Plus, a freak accident with a cow leaves a farmer with her jaw hanging off.

Jun 23, 2009 · 30m

Features a women's rugby rout that lands a scrumful of players in casualty; a health and safety instructor with a hole in his head after walking into a car door; and a chef who serves pizza with a fingertip topping after an accident with a meat slicing machine. Plus, the shop fitter who had a two-metre steel rod plunge from the ceiling into his eye and who needed firemen in the operating theatre to get it out.

Jun 30, 2009 · 30m

Features an agricultural lecturer who was poked in the eye by a knife covered in cow dung; a taxi driver left with a broken wrist after slipping on vomit left by a passenger; and a door glazer who shot himself in the finger with a nail gun. Plus, a man saved by surgeons after accidentally hacking his head in half with an angle grinder.

Jul 7, 2009 · 30m

Features a butcher impaled on a meat hook, a woman who has broken her hip while killing a wasp and a gardener undergoing emergency surgery to salvage fingers lacerated by a lawnmower. Plus, how medics saved a man who was scalped after getting his hair caught in an industrial lathe.

Jul 14, 2009 · 30m

Features a pig handler landed in casualty after being charged by a sow; a trumpeter who takes off the top of his finger in a bike chain; and a pensioner who is a sight for sore eyes after accidently using Olbas Oil instead of eye drops. Plus, a man whose scalp was shaved off in a car crash and how surgeons saved him by blowing up his head with balloons.