Hardly Working

Oct 7, 2019 · 3m

It sounds like you’re in a healthy, functional relationship.

Oct 15, 2019 · 4m

Does the knife really have to be a metaphor?

Oct 28, 2019 · 3m

Maybe I’m just suddenly allergic to everything?

Nov 21, 2019 · 4m

Raise your hands if you only like movies starring puppets

Dec 2, 2019 · 4m

She’s salty and unpredictable, but she can cause the perfect storm. Not to mention the crabs.

Dec 10, 2019 · 4m

She’s technically 30, but she has the practical life skills of a toddler.

Dec 12, 2019 · 3m

Attempting cardio isn’t going to outweigh the drugs you’ve done.

Dec 20, 2019 · 4m

You can’t get through life if you haven’t seen the 2001 classic “The Luck of the Irish”.

Jan 2, 2020 · 3m

You’re not better than anyone just because you bought tickets to see the opener.

Jan 16, 2020 · 3m

Perfume is just gassy soap! I don’t *need* to enjoy things without explicit practical value!

Jan 31, 2020 · 2m

Don’t be a dummy!

Jan 31, 2020 · 3m

Sharing findom duties is a lot of responsibility.

Mar 25, 2020 · 4m

The best things in life are free, which is why Tao’s friendship is not.

Apr 15, 2020 · 3m

Sure, it’s undermined the fabric of our democracy AND destroyed us, but otherwise it’s a good way to kill some time.

Apr 15, 2020 · 4m

Katie’s there for you, if you confide in her immediately.

Apr 30, 2020 · 4m

Bacon, pizza, tacos…POTATOES.

May 14, 2020 · 3m

Not to be insulting, but HOW DID YOU GET ON THE MOST EXCLUSIVE DATING APP?!

May 28, 2020 · 4m

We are discontent with the amount of content out there.

Apr 15, 2020 · 3m

You’re just SO good at doing manual labor that I would otherwise have to do, ya know?

Jan 27, 2020 · 3m

My newest fan, r710hgmz2811, just LOVES posting about Bitcoin!

Jan 30, 2020 · 3m

NOT YOU TOO, BOB BALABAN!

Jul 20, 2020 · 4m

Visible scars are always cool, except when they’re not.

Jul 28, 2020 · 4m

Put me down as a “Maybe”.