Hardly Working

Mar 26, 2019 · 4m

Raph did Ally a favor, and that deserves to be heard by everyone.

Apr 5, 2019 · 4m

You went to the store and picked this out!

Oct 2, 2019 · 3m

Even more backstory about Katie’s iconic baseball career!

Apr 16, 2019 · 4m

Who wouldn’t want to smoke some “Purple Rat Poison Haze” or “OG You Will Die Alone Kush?”

Apr 26, 2019 · 4m

New cast members Lily and Tao reveal their true selves in the quickest and chillest way possible.

May 1, 2019 · 3m

You being younger than me means that I should have done everything differently.

May 8, 2019 · 4m

Anyone can like the sun, it takes profound genius to love the wet stuff that causes car accidents.

May 30, 2019 · 3m

All good people are hot, and all mean people are ugly.

Jun 5, 2019 · 3m

All women are beautiful (with makeup).

Jun 14, 2019 · 4m

If you can’t jam random knowledge from your major into current conversations, what was college for?

Jun 19, 2019 · 5m

Ignore those new age products promising to fix your nasty snatch & stick to what’s safe – nothing!

Jun 21, 2019 · 3m

As an adult, you can’t have a real summer vacation, you’re just leaving work during the hot months.

Jun 26, 2019 · 3m

If you have bad opinions, don’t agree with my good ones!

Jun 28, 2019 · 4m

Exclusionary group chats only lead to violence.

Jul 2, 2019 · 3m

It’s too hot to get cold, duh!

Oct 2, 2019 · 4m

The truth is, wanting to feel a little better is a huge judgment on the rest of us.

Jul 10, 2019 · 4m

That stale grocery store cake really shows everyone how much you care.

Jul 17, 2019 · 4m

Mutual love and respect? Sounds like somebody’s *chk-shhh* whipped!

Jul 31, 2019 · 4m

If everyone likes something, that means it is both dumb and bad.

Aug 9, 2019 · 5m

What a sick weirdo enjoying the most popular true crime media.

Aug 27, 2019 · 4m

It only takes 5 minutes to walk there, so… yum?

Oct 2, 2019 · 3m

You signed up to organize this medium-sized wedding when you were elected.

Aug 30, 2019 · 4m

Psst, I heard Grant is getting an F.

Oct 2, 2019 · 4m

Why don’t we just improvise gibberish like we always do?

Sep 13, 2019 · 3m

Humans heal by dumping on each other, so just tell me one weird or shameful thing about your life!

Oct 2, 2019 · 6m

Go bigger or go home.

Oct 2, 2019 · 3m

You think you’re so interesting that watching you play video games is entertainment.

Sep 29, 2019 · 4m

Do you want her to look desperate?

Oct 1, 2019 · 4m

If you’re correcting someone, you at least have to be correct.

Oct 7, 2019 · 4m

This is what HR is for!