Hardly Working

Apr 18, 2017 · 4m

Bad news, sir. The aliens are INTJ, and we’re ENTP. Totally incompatible.

Apr 22, 2017 · 3m

If Grant is taller than Katie, but shorter than Zac, but Katie is taller than Zac… What the fuck is happening?!

Apr 22, 2017 · 1m

But seriously, how tall is he?

Apr 28, 2017 · 4m

We love having Raph around the office. On another note, why is the new janitor pitching sketches?

May 6, 2017 · 3m

Oh god, next he’ll tell us how bad traffic was….

May 11, 2017 · 3m

The guy who has trouble reading has us in the palm of his hand!

May 16, 2017 · 2m

Oh, I lived in Chicago, but only in a small locked room.

May 18, 2017 · 4m

This is dark, ancient magic.

May 20, 2017 · 4m

Uhhh’ one second, I’ve got a GoFundMe page that I need to delete.

May 24, 2017 · 3m

At least I have all my clothes on this time.

Jul 1, 2017 · 3m

DMT’s still legal though, right?

Jun 3, 2017 · 3m

The saliva activates the crystals.

Jun 24, 2017 · 4m

Quiet down, guys! There’s a new girl, so we gotta be nice.

Jun 29, 2017 · 3m

Oh, Grant.

Jul 6, 2017 · 4m

Fly to Maui for two days? Sure!

Jul 8, 2017 · 3m

Hi, it’s me, the person who completely misses the point, here to tell you, men get murdered, too.

Jul 13, 2017 · 3m

Ahh! My glass menagerie!

Jul 15, 2017 · 3m

I shouldn’t need to refill my gas tank on the way to your house.

Jul 20, 2017 · 4m

“Just be yourself” only works if you’re like, super cool to begin with.

Jul 22, 2017 · 4m

When you don’t hear what someone said to you, sometimes the best plan is to just throw yourself into a ravine.

Jul 27, 2017 · 3m

You wouldn’t want to be rude, would you? We didn’t think so.

Jul 29, 2017 · 3m

Not caring about anything is surprisingly annoying.

Aug 5, 2017 · 4m

So Ally’s the hot new cheese on the pizza, is she? Oh, you boys!

Aug 10, 2017 · 3m

The standoff to show once and for all who is the bigger garbage person: Rekha or Ally.

Aug 17, 2017 · 2m

He’s like Stretch Armstrong left in a car console on a hot summer day.

Aug 26, 2017 · 3m

You don’t know how to swim? But it’s so easy! Just jump in the water and swim! See? So easy.

Aug 31, 2017 · 3m

Lenjamin hypes stuff up just a little too much. A BLT didn’t “change your life,” man.

Sep 2, 2017 · 4m

Why can’t we just drink and hang out? Jeez, what are you, a close friend of mine?

Sep 9, 2017 · 3m

Make up your mind, health nuts! Next, you’ll say cigarettes are bad for me!

Sep 17, 2017 · 4m

Raph’s not a fan of our Jake and Amir dolls, even though they’re made with Jake and Amir’s real hair and skin.