Hardly Working

Sep 3, 2016 · 3m

No one “just” tags people randomly on Facebook.

Sep 10, 2016 · 2m

You know you’re on the right track when you look like Jeff Goldblum in The Fly.

Sep 22, 2016 · 3m

The evil men do will not be forgiven by any just God.

Sep 24, 2016 · 4m

There’s ALWAYS a reason.

Oct 7, 2016 · 4m

It’s fun to have an office doppelganger!

Oct 12, 2016 · 3m

Water is healthy, less so when you add crushed up Xanax.

Nov 11, 2016 · 3m

Where the hell were you?

Nov 18, 2016 · 3m

Our patronus is a mountain hare, which gives us the courage to say that your horoscope is ridiculous.

Nov 22, 2016 · 4m

Gobble gobble, motherf***er.

Nov 26, 2016 · 4m

You will never know the pain of being truly alone on National Calico Cat Appreciation Day.

Nov 26, 2016 · 4m

If you can’t tweet ‘em, join ‘em. Or something like that.

Dec 2, 2016 · 4m

On the other hand, how else are you going to get your mitts on gallon tubs of hummus?

Jan 20, 2017 · 3m

At least Donald Duck was in the navy.

Jan 24, 2017 · 3m

Obviously, the only way to prove to your friend that your relationship transcends decades of discrimination is to brutally mock them.

Jan 26, 2017 · 3m

One doesn’t simply ‘leave the bar’ when the trivia begins.

Jan 31, 2017 · 2m

Now the backlash to a backlash to sports has lashed back to a backlash to a backlash to a backlash to sports.

Feb 2, 2017 · 3m

Oh, boy, Mondays, am I right?

Feb 4, 2017 · 3m

Finally, a meditation app to help you destress from push notifications on your productivity app.

Feb 9, 2017 · 3m

We say: lean into it.

Feb 11, 2017 · 2m

If you’ve never used Waze to hit on a hot mama in traffic, GTFO.

Feb 23, 2017 · 4m

It takes a big man to drink from a chalice.

Feb 25, 2017 · 4m

The past nine days have really changed everything.

Mar 4, 2017 · 4m

Bending the laws of time and space; violating the laws of personal space.

Mar 11, 2017 · 5m

You guys are such flirty little a-holes.

Mar 18, 2017 · 4m

Be on the lookout for \Uh-Oh! Furniture Tunnel!

Mar 25, 2017 · 4m

Netflix and extremely not chill.

Mar 31, 2017 · 4m

Why did they have to make them all the tasty colors?

Apr 4, 2017 · 4m

It’s called letterboxing.

Apr 8, 2017 · 4m

I guess my eyes have just evolved to be like, so progressive.

Apr 11, 2017 · 2m

No one cares about elves, Trapp.