Hardly Working

Apr 20, 2016 · 4m

Niiiice.

Apr 25, 2016 · 4m

Did you remember to subtract then re-add the super delegates?

Apr 29, 2016 · 3m

Alright, alright, alright…

May 2, 2016 · 3m

It’s an elementary act of deduction.

May 4, 2016 · 3m

Every young Lothario needs a trusty albatross to balance out the wing man.

May 6, 2016 · 3m

Silly breakfast mascot, everyone knows oatmeal is for sad adults!

May 11, 2016 · 4m

You see, this is our Facebook thread now.

May 13, 2016 · 2m

Just say no.

May 16, 2016 · 3m

It’s not selfish if you neeeeed it.

May 18, 2016 · 4m

The beloved, classic tale of a failing foreign culture saved by a white man.

May 20, 2016 · 4m

At least Grant thinks they’re funny.

May 24, 2016 · 4m

Some people see nothing special in sharing funny Internet videos, but they’re wrong.

May 28, 2016 · 4m

Are you the kind of bad bitch who wears $500 t-shirts just because?

Jun 3, 2016 · 4m

Four sneezes deep and you’re just a terrorist to goodwill and productivity.

Jun 9, 2016 · 3m

Do you know anyone at the North or South pole who might want our fleece-lined boxers?

Jun 10, 2016 · 4m

For a totally believable story you’re gonna need a truly embarrassing photo.

Jun 16, 2016 · 4m

We would have crushed it in the 1770s.

Jun 17, 2016 · 3m

Sometimes all you wanna do is slap a butt on a thumbnail and go the eff home.

Jun 24, 2016 · 3m

Who talks first? And what if he’s wearing terrible cologne? And what if we get murdered?

Jul 1, 2016 · 4m

If you want people to see your little “YouTubes,” you best throw us some dough, capisce?

Jul 2, 2016 · 2m

Putting the “W” in “NSFW”.

Jul 7, 2016 · 4m

Nothing we love more than hangin’ with our buds when we’re horny!

Jul 8, 2016 · 3m

A-holes’ opinions are meaningless, unless there’s 500 of them.

Jul 21, 2016 · 3m

Everybody knows earthquakes are more afraid of you than you are of them.

Jul 23, 2016 · 3m

If you’re not sure you have one, you might be one.

Jul 26, 2016 · 3m

You’ve got high standards, and we’ve got the high quality goods to match.

Jul 28, 2016 · 3m

Isn’t that technically a microaggression?

Aug 6, 2016 · 2m

It’s crazy to think that buffoon could ever win an election.

Aug 13, 2016 · 3m

When spring turns to summer/And there are blossoms on the trees/The August air doth turn to ice/And all the women freeze!

Aug 26, 2016 · 3m

What are we supposed to do, make normal small talk?

Apr 22, 2016 · 4m

A nail biting contest of irresponsibility.