Hardly Working

Sep 13, 2014 · 2m

They’re shredded in the head.

Sep 20, 2014 · 3m

Scoot and Zipper advise your website on how to get mad hits.

Oct 4, 2014 · 2m

It’s more addictive than Game of Thrones.

Oct 16, 2014 · 2m

Bro, your homophobia is showing.

Jan 3, 2015 · 3m

Your deepest fantasies meet your favorite fantasy game.

Dec 13, 2014 · 3m

We all know an anti-sports robot.

Dec 20, 2014 · 3m

Give the gift of lying.

Jan 1, 2015 · 3m

Reach for your dreams, and see what pops up.

Jan 15, 2015 · 3m

He totally goes with the flow. Or not. He’ll let you know if he can.

Jan 22, 2015 · 2m

I just gotta pee quick, and then I’ll be ready.

Jan 29, 2015 · 3m

Who is our protagonist? What is his motivation?

Feb 5, 2015 · 3m

He doesn’t have a job, so he hangs out at yours.

Mar 25, 2015 · 3m

It’s fine to just leave.

Apr 2, 2015 · 3m

If at first you don’t succeed, just redefine success.

Apr 9, 2015 · 3m

Your weird is my normal. Unless that’s weird.

Apr 10, 2015 · 3m

The perfect braid for getting decapitated.

Apr 16, 2015 · 2m

Relax your mind so you can destroy your body.

Apr 30, 2015 · 3m

It was crazy, but also, it was insane.

May 7, 2015 · 3m

Ain’t no party like a third party because the third party makes terrible controllers.

May 13, 2015 · 3m

That’s so sad. Want a sandwich?

May 14, 2015 · 2m

It’s called hyperactive listening.

Jun 11, 2015 · 3m

The ‘80s were a wacky, rape-y time.

Jun 23, 2015 · 2m

This is actually affecting me. Weird!

Jul 9, 2015 · 4m

I before “e” especially after grief.

Jul 30, 2015 · 2m

Just start a new fucking thread already.

Aug 6, 2015 · 3m

Because you never know when the end might come.

Aug 13, 2015 · 3m

You’ll never be safe (or happy) again.

Sep 10, 2015 · 1m

No one is safe from the sync.

Sep 18, 2015 · 3m

Secrets, secrets are no fun, unless they are for – wait, don’t tell anyone!